Hope Is Emo, Chapter Seven "Dinosaurs"
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Hope talks about dinosaurs, SUVs, and parking lots.
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Holy molly, Hope!!
Is this Kayla who sent you the advice the Kayla whose homework Cody(CM) drew his smiling face on??!?
she'd acually look pretty damn good if she washed all that stuff off her face, lost the piercing and then dyed her hair brown or somethin, got a normal style of clothes...and have 300 rounds of assualt rifle emptied on her. but hey, thats just me
Shhhh! Did you see something? I think it was black, Very black!
Stay here and I'll........What tha! WHERE THE HELL ARE MY ARMS?
god, i hope not. i recently found out about this site, through my random google search of 'emo wants a cookie'. this is honetly one of the funniest things i have seen on the internet in a while. i recently sent advice to Hope, but i think they might have stopped making new episodes entirely. so sad. i might turn emo myself. :P. why must all of the best internet comedies die off while you get new episodes of megatokyo almost every day?
I COMPLETELY agree with ninjabot... It is their site their time oh and if i recall it THEIR VIDEOS (not to mention podcast) so yes they can do what ever they want. But i will agree with you on something... i hope they post a new video soon because i am DYING to see whats next! lol
If your distaste for the creators of the podcast is so strong, then why are you visiting the site or posting comments? Of course I'm going to defend them because I think they do good work. I understand that this is *not* their job. This podcast is a fun side project for them. It is *not* their responsibility to provide us with a weekly episode. Even though they have said it would be weekly, this is all free to the viewers. They can do whatever they want as far as I'm concerned.
It's supposed to be a weekly podcast. The fact you're sticking up for it makes you just as bad as the people so lazy they can't even post that they're not going to have an ep for a couple months or none at all.
Its been over a month. Seriously I've lost all will to come to this site. It sounds mean but I just dont care anymore. I used to love it but this lack of updates is just seriously making me so annoyed I cant remember why I used to like it. Even if you put one out you'll probably go back and not update it for another month. I'm tired of checking this site and getting annoyed. Bye.
Of course you're going to keep coming back to the site, because I know that you're waiting to see if anybody replies to your comment. Does logging into the site and not seeing an update really cause that big of a problem for you? It must be really terrible when you lose the 15 seconds out of your day that it takes to load the page and not see a new episode.
The whiners on this site make me so mad. Sure, I'd love to see a new episode every week, but these people have jobs and are really busy. They have this project on the side that is providing us with free entertainment and when they fall a little bit behind their ideal schedule they get flamed. If I were working on the podcast, I wouldn't be very enthusiastic about updating either.
Just visit the site when you can, see if there's an update, and if there isn't then just come back in a few days or a week. Eventually there will be a new episode. And if you don't want to do that and decide that you're fed up and want to stop visiting the site altogether, that's fine too. Just try not to assume that anybody cares.
Your series is awesome hope, keep it up! Are you always all emo or is it just for the video? We love emo people!!!
That it's been 6 days to a month since the last 'cast. I'm not happy.
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When will hope have another episode? Find out next year!
No seriously, I did. I just discovered Hope, and had a quick question. I want to load all the episodes on my ipod, but I'm afraid that if I do, it will start cutting itself. Any ideas on how to prevent that?
Kevin Green
You just have to keep any sharp sounding music OFF your ipod. No Razorlight, for a start off. In fact, you'd better keep any songs that have implications of self harm off there. Burn, by alkaline Trio, NIN or the Cure, for example. Mack The Knife would be a no-no. You get the idea.
dude, Hope, you are one of the funniest people i have ever seen. hot damn. stay awesome!
I heart Hope. When she put the little Earth chip in her mouth, I almost cried, I was laughin so hard lol. I'm DYING for episode 8!! Hurry up lol.
Turn that frown upside-down! But you know what a upside-down frown is like? Half a lemon, which are sour, and make me cry.
If MadTV had skits like this, I'd watch it. Unfortunately, every time I do I am sorely disappointed. It's not the lack of talent of the actors...they're probably very good, as evidenced by this content. The problem is the dumbing-down of the content to appeal to the average person. I wish somebody would do smart comedy like this, and let the ratings be damned. At least with a show like MadTV they could fit in a few smart sketches like this along with the normal stuff...maybe the ratings would go up? I know I'd watch it, though I'd record it and skip past the lame parts.
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WHOA! The that was the biggest waste of time in my life, listening to ur bitching about how depressed and retarded u are. Why don't u do the world a favor and slide a razor blade across your wrist, ugly emo bitch!
Arguably, taking the time to register and the post comments about something you don't like was a bigger waste of time.
PLUS, you demonstrated to those of us who get the joke that you're a total fvcking imbecile by not reading the bits that say "this is a joke", or getting it for yourself anyway.What kind of genuine goth has a theme tune, FFS?
Well done, your mom must be very proud.
hELlo Hope,
It's not our fault we're so big. Nature just made us that way and we're doing the best we can with it. WE always have our big awful feet hanging off the foot of the bed, we can't ever be on the top of the cheerleader pyramid and we can't even fit into some cars!
That thing about not moving has already been invented; it's called the Sabbath.
Please try to smile in your next video, if only once.
osopardo
So like do I know who's gonna get killed? Is there a million dollars in it for me if a stranger dies?
Hmmmm...I pushed the button and now there's someone knocking at my door. Gah!!!!
Didn't comment on the last one, but that and this one are waaaaaaay back on form. Top stuff. Love it.
Hope looked really wasted at the start of this one, which was a new thing
People are always so inconsiderate about things. We're always tryin to make bigger and better things and whatnot, but really we're screwing ourselves over and ruining the environment. i agree with u. 'cept, people are getting smaller, not larger cuz of less living space, genetics, diet, and other crap. Lots of people used to be like 10 feet tall or something. an here in America, the population is getting really fat, which is...yea. anywho, YAy 4 new video!

Crista can be adorable on MadTV, but the skits on this site get real old real fast.